The Jupiter Files for the week of Monday, August 8th, 2011:
The Millennium Falcon crash lands on the ocean floor. A lake turns to blood in Texas. Crop circles are made with microwaves and Wallabies stoned out of their gord on opium. UFO sighting over Fort Worth. And a giant, awesome cloud over Montreal obviously is a massive cloaking device for a city-destroying UFO.

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