• Chris has owned them for a year, so.. That’s something!
• Cheap, $18.91 US.
• Prolly helps save the planet, you can mention that when they open them. Bonus!

Language Learning with Spider-Man

• Great way to look like give you give a crap about that one young cousin you see at Christmas every year.. What’s his name?
• Solid chance the kid likes Spider-Man, if not, maybe this will give him the opportunity to learn to love him. That’s truly a gift.
• Our bet: this is the manliest little kids gift you’re gonna find under $20.

Super C Energy – Vitamin & Mineral Drink

• Own the family stockings with this item. It’s gonna be a sleeper hit.
• Good taste, not too sweet. No jitters, just a good pick-me-up!
• Ships as a four pack, with each box containg 7 mix packets
• That’s 28 packets for well under $20!
• Do you have 28 stockings to fill? Prolly NOT! That means the extra is for you. Bonus!

Baller:

Gaming Desktop under $500:

• The J’man’s new Rig!
• Intel Core i5 760 Processor
• 4GB DDR3 RAM
• Seagate Barracuda 1TB Low Power Hard Drive
• PowerUp G54-8019 Executive ATX Mid-Tower Case
• Ultra LS600 Lifetime Series 600W PSU

HP ENVY 17-1181NR NoteBook Intel Core i7

• This has better be a gift for your self, lets face it, no one else deserves it this good.
• Core i7 in a laptop, baller.
• 6GB of RAM. Easy peasy.
• Two hard drive bays, ships with a 750GB drive. Man up, order an SSD. Run’em both!
• USB 3.0 and eSata? Bonus!
• Blu-Ray, good audio system, 1080p display. A MUST!
• Free 9-Cell battery included? HELL YES!

Keyboard T-Shirt

Gag Gifts

Viking Unchained (Viking Time-Travel)
Temporary Hand Tattoos

Humping USB Thumb Stick
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser